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The Real Ozzy Osborne
by Heferito

Have you ever seen any of The Osborne's on MTV?  Have you ever wondered "How is it possible for that incomprehensible babbling idiot to sing a song when you can't even understand a three word sentence?"  I too have contemplated this great mystery, and I recently stumbled upon some interesting evidence which leads me to believe that he in fact can't sing anymore.  Must be snorting all of those ants and licking Motley Crue's piss up off the sidewalk wasn't good for him after all.  Who knew?

Take a listen to Ozzy's August 17, 2003 rendition of the National Anthem that was recorded live at Wrigley Field in Chicago.  Not since Roseanne Barr grabbed her crotch on national television has the Anthem been so brutally assaulted and hacked.  Ozzy should be ashamed of himself for this pathetic display.  

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