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 Archived News Of The Day...

Hairpieces for Cows? - 3 Accused of Cheating in Holstein Contest - 2/7/04
Domain Name Renewal Lessons (aka when not to be cheap over $70)
Cat Rides 150 Miles in Car Engine - 12/28/2003
Crazy Bitches!  Woman Gets 18 Years for Castration Try - 12/5/2003
Tricyclist Tries To Hijack Car - 11/15/2003
Cubs Fans:  There is no curse! - 10/13/2003
The Real Ozzy Osbourne - 9/15/2003
ESPN - The Next MTV? - 8/25/03
Tight-Jeans Contest Cancelled in Idaho - 8/15/2003
Public finally realizes that Fred Durst is a chump - 8/3/03
That's not my penis, that's a fat roll! - 7/14/2003
Album Review - Metallica's St. Anger - 6/24/2003
Grinding Nemo - 6/2/2003
Saving Dick - 5/12/2003
Oprah to Grin and Bear it for her 50th - 4/14/2003
How NOT to Act Online - 3/21/2003
Telemarketers Ring ND Emergency Phone - 3/13/2003
Reflections on France's Military History - 3/4/2003
Reality Shows Suck - 2/21/2003
How to Have Fun With Web Technologies - 2/18/2003
Australians Strip to Protest Iraq War - 2/12/2003
Drunken Flying Kills Birds in Sweden - 2/5/2003
Activists Protest Skydiving Dog - 1/12/2003
AO-Hell; My Experience With AOL - 12/26/2002
Santa Steals Painkillers from Drugstore - 12/16/2002
Where the Streets are Paved With...Beer?! - 12/11/2002
Someone Lifts Santa's Wallet - 12/02/2002
Santas Undergo Background Checks - 11/27/2002
How to Steal Content and Act Cool, AKA Ebaum's World - 11/20/2002
The Nastiest Shit Know to Man AKA Burger King - 11/11/2002
Mickey Mouse- World Series Champion - 10/28/02
Final Score:  Jesus, 2 - You, 0 - 10/16/02
KFC Customer Gets Pot with Chicken - 9/22/02
Police Chase Stolen Forklift - 9/4/02
Baseball Sucks! - 8/20/02
Man Puts Curse on City Sewer - 8/7/02
Study: Feds Missing Weapons, Laptops - 7/29/02
JavaScript VS VBScript (my actual research paper) - 7/15/02
Talk About Partying HARD! Viagra as a party drug - 6/26/02
The Greasy Future of Healthcare - Fast Food at Hospitals? - 6/15/02
Crouching Yoda, Hidden Saber - Episode II review - 5/20/2002
Ex-Waitress Settles Toy Yoda Suit - 5/13/2002
What's Wrong With the Fox Network? - 5/6/2002
The Ice Cream Truck From Hell - 5/3/2002
The Adventures of Riceboy and His Band of Merry Men - 4/7/2002
The Whirled Wide What?! - 3/7/2002
Why Women Owe the Porn Industry - 3/1/2002
Roxio Sucks! - 2/25/2002
I Hate Computers - 2/20/2002
The Death of the Peaceful Meal - 2/15/2002
Psycho Exes - A tribute to the unspeakable - 2/8/2002
MMM, That is NOT a tasty burger! - 1/29/2002
Here's my address, please arrest me! - 1/11/2002
Microsoft proves they are the king of shady business - 1/09/2002
6 Degrees of Han Solo - 1/08/2002
Everyone is trying to screw me (and not in a good way) - 1/03/2002
This call WILL NOT be monitored for quality assurance - 12/20/2001
Objects in Front of you are Closer Than They Appear - 12/4/2001
The Definition of Hell - 11/27/2001
MVIML8 Part III -See, I'm not crazy! - 11/19/2001
Construction Junction What's Your Function? - 11/6/2001
Crisis in Donutland - 11/2/2001
MVIML8 Part II -Deja Vu All Over Again - 11/1/2001
MVIML8 Part I - Move, I'm Late - 10/25/2001
Do I Make You Horny? - 10/22/2001
How Safe are Your Illegal Drugs? - 10/19/2001
Yardwork Vs. Sex - 10/16/2001
I Fucking Hate Stupid Forwards II - 10/11/2001
Taco Bell's New Chicken Quesadilla is Quesa-Crappy - 10/10/2001
Santa Clause Cracks, Quits His Job - 10/9/2001
New Government Campaign Targets Masturbators - 10/5/2001
America's Squirrells Drinking Their Trouble Away - 10/4/2001
Teen Sex Symbol Spears Changing Image - 10/1/2001
Disney Hopes to Help Children Cope
Latest Virus Warning -9/28/2001
I Fucking Hate Stupid Forwards - 9/20/2001

  

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