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Nastiest Shit Known to Man On a recently passed weekend I had one of the scariest and most disturbing experiences of my life. No, I am not talking about seeing the movie The Ring. That was and excellently scary film, but unfortunately the terror that I felt this time was real. The setting for my scary afternoon was none other than Burger King. The concept itself it quite
simple - my girlfriend and I decided to go try the new tacos According to my research, canned cat food is "Often the most appealing to felines, canned or wet food is tasty and has a pleasurable texture to your cat." Notice that it doesn't mention a pleasing taste to humans. I don't think that's a coincidence. Now I am not from Mexico, nor am I a master chef of authentic Mexican cuisine, but I don't think that tacos are supposed to contain American cheese. This "taco" looked like it was sealed shut using some kind of industrial iron. What came next was even scarier. Since french fries definitely don't go with a taco, we decided that onion rings would have to do. I don't know if you've ever looked closely at a BK onion ring, but it is basically a mass of shredded onions that is covered by some mysterious man-made skin to hold them together. There was one onion ring that was not like the others. It was a chunk of unidentified white substance. My girlfriend said "it looks like a fish nugget or something." Once I pointed out to her that they don't serve those we both became scared. This was the first time in my life that I have ever trembled with fear at the site of a food product.
So, to make a long story short, don't bother trying the BK taco. It's the nastiest shit known to man.
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on the BK menu.
Unfortunately their idea of a taco is grossly distorted and disturbing.
In fact, there was almost no resemblance to a taco whatsoever. This
"taco" consisted of a paper-thin tortilla type grease-based
material that was filled with a slice of American cheese and Kal-Kan. 
You
are lucky that I suck at taking pictures and that these came out so
blurry. To be completely honest I was scared and didn't want to get
too close. Plus my overpowering sense of fear was causing me to
tremble like a giddy schoolgirl at the site of her first crush.