Have you ever seen the movie "Groundhog Day" starring Bill Murray?  Basically he is stuck living the same day over and over again.  It gets to the point where he knows what it going to happen next so he starts planning his day accordingly.  He even robs an armored car by learning the pattern of the guys who are watching it.

I am referring, of course, to the asshole with the vanity plate MVIML8, which equates to "Move, I'm Late."  I was stuck behind him.  Again.  Exactly one week after the last time and at the exact same spot in the commute.  If you are feeling a bit lost perhaps you should read the News Of The Day for 10/25, it will clear things up for you.

This time I didn't make myself unknown however.  I have a tendency for road rage, and as you can imagine getting stuck behind the same truck in the same spot exactly one week after the last time made me mad like a hatter.  This is more ridiculous than Rosie O'Donnell with a rape whistle.  At one point in the School Zone when he was going 7 miles an hour I tailgated and pointed at his license plate.  Judging by the way he slammed on his brakes he noticed how close I was to his ass.   Since he was only going 7 FUCKING MILES AN HOUR I somehow found a way to "slam" on my brakes and perform evasive maneuvers.  Can you believe that he slowed down from 7 to 6!  OOOHHH He sure showed me!  It's a good thing I was paying attention or I might have done about $3 worth of damage to our vehicles!  And to think that I wasn't even buckled up.  I guess I was lucky this morning.  I can tell you one thing, next Thursday I am bringing my digital camera with me to prove it!

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