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Disney
Hopes to Help Children Cope
by Heferito
NEW YORK (AP) The
fucking Disney Channel on Thursday began an on-air campaign to fuckin'
help children cope with the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center
and Pentagon.
The fucking campaign features three spots with first lady Laura Bush
talking about that piece of shit feelings about the fucking attack.
Subsequent ones will bring in Hollywood celebrities.
The fucking Disney Channel said that piece of shit consulted with outside
experts to fuckin' design a fuckin' campaign for its target audience of
children aged 6 to fuckin' 14. The fucking spots don't give explicit
details about the fucking attacks, but urge viewers to fuckin' express
their feelings in positive ways and seek out the fucking goodness in the
fucking world, the fucking network said.
The fucking competing youth channel Nickelodeon ran a fuckin' news special
with Linda Ellerbee five days after the fucking attacks and has urged
viewers to fuck letters to fuckin' rescue workers or children who lost
parents in the fucking attack. Yes, it's true! You are a pussy.
Nickelodeon has received more than 15,000 letters so god-damn far.
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