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Do I Make You Horny?
by Heferito

What is the longest that you have ever had to go without sex?  2 days? 3 months?  6 months? 10 years?  Didn't it really suck at the time?  After all, nobody likes suffering through a lack of lovin'.  I have seen something today that made me realize how much I actually appreciated my down time.  You heard, me, I am GLAD that I didn't have sex (well, at least with these people).

Apparently in St. Paul Minnesota the police post the arrested prostitutes and their clients up on their web site each week.  Talk about a couple of fly honeys!  Have the guys in Minnesota ever heard of masturbation?  It seems to me like renting a porno movie on a Friday night would have been a much better choice.  Then again, hindsight is always 20-20, right.   Let's take a look at some of these fine specimens.

Exhibit A

Lipke, Deborah Lou
Home: Saint Paul, MN
Age: 41
Height: 5-06
Weight: 132
Arrested: Eastside
Date: 09/12/2000
Vehicle: In Call ()

Exhibit B

Olson, Rhonda Kay
Home: Saint Paul, MN
Age: 31
Height: 5-06
Weight: 129
Arrested: Frogtown
Date: 03/02/2001
Vehicle: On Foot

Well they say that a picture says a thousand words, so I am not going to make any more comments about those lovely ladies.  I do, however, feel my stomach starting to do backflips. I was getting ready to go to lunch, but while I was resizing those photos I lost the will to live, never mind eat.

In closing, I think that St. Paul has something good going on.  Can you imagine yourself pictured next to her on the internet?  Busted!  This in one law enforcement program that might actually work.  I would be curious to find out how much the prostitution rate dropped after this program started.

For more lovely Lolitas and their suitors visit The St. Paul Police Website directly.

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