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The Anonymous Town Employee Email

I am not sure exactly why I received this, but it's pretty friggin' funny.  It's an email that was sent out to all City employees.  It looks like the guy who sent the angry response sent it out to everyone who works for the city.  He should really learn how use email.  I really like his sarcasm though, this guy is funny!  

Once again all important info has been changed to protect the "innocent."

1.  The Original Message:

To All  Employees:

It has been brought to my attention that there has been a problem with the installation of the new IRS withholding tax tables in our financial accounting system. The result is that some individuals may notice a significant reduction in their tax withholding in tomorrow's check resulting in a higher net wage then normal. The error will be corrected  in the next payroll. If your check is one of those impacted and you  would like the payroll office to adjust the next check's withholding to  include the underwithheld amount, please e-mail or send an inter-office  memo to Mrs. Pearbody  in payroll and she will make the necessary adjustment in the next payroll. Otherwise, the correct amount will be withheld from the next pay period on.

Thank you for your understanding regarding this
matter.

Bill Hardly
Business Administrator 

2. Angry Response #1:

No, Bill, don't thank me for my understanding regarding this matter. I have no understanding regarding this matter. It is beyond me how we can keep pouring money into something that doesn't perform as expected. If it were a teacher we'd say it wasn't qualified to teach; if it were a janitor we'd say it wasn't cleaning up. If it were a Superintendent of Schools what would we say?

Let's just say that this regrettable and truly beyond comprehension! Why keep pouring money into a system that doesn't perform. It's AMASE'ing,  truly AMASE'ing and it's turning the steering staff at the SAU into the laughing-stock of school systems all around, except for @#$%^&*, they've their own set of amazing  but true nightmares with their accounting.

Frankly, those that made the decision to go with AMASE should be held accountable
 --and let the madness stop! Why keep pouring money into systems that don't work.

Don't you think it's about time?

Angry Joe

Angry Response #2:

Bill:
I haven't received a response from you regarding your announcement that the AMASE'ing program is not living up to expectations. What do you plan to do about this mess? Why do we at the SAU have to keep putting up with this lack of service and paying for something that doesn't perform and worst of all keeps Technicians who are needed at the schools busy with the faulty software, and Secretaries busy with something that shouldn't have to tax their patience and  Administrators doing the fandango.

I will not accept this! It is a disgraceful mess and those who are responsible should be held accountable.

It is about time, John. You know it is.

Sincerely
Angry Joe

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