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Love and Hate Mail: The Ebaum's World
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Since I am such a big fan of the old "share share alike" saying, I have decided to share with you all what visitors such as yourself have to say about my site.  I promise to include all the feedback that I get, even if it involves someone threatening bodily harm upon me.  After all, it's only fair that I support this type of forum in our free country.  I have  also posted my comments or replies in the gray box directly below the message.  Most recent mail appears first.  Be sure to pay special attention to the grammar and spelling.

So read up, and if you are inspired you can always send your own Love and Hate Mail my way.  Hell, I'll even post it here for the world to see!  


Received 2/22/2003
Subject:  Whatup
Whatup Heferito man,
That conflict with Ebaum was some F'N funny ass shit! Hard to say who is right since I don't know the history etc. Dig your writing style, don't let no shit talkers trash your site man, the content may be somewhat limited but it is far more funny than most. I admit, I stumbled onto your site from Ebaum's but I guess he did you a favor in some way. He just organizes that shit for me so I don't have to click a thousand links. He should give some credit though. You probably don't have all freakin day to update your shit but I would add some more variety on there. Such as a virtual whorehouse and virtual crack smokin. I'll check back yo.
J-Pimp
Jason Jones jrjones74@hotmail.com


Received 2/20/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  postin my own
Just thought I'd tell ya how much I enjoyed your rant on riceboys. Got plenty of em here in NebraSKA. So boring here, I decided to create my own little parody of these pathetic beings on the streets with my little addition just for shits and giggles. Check it out - it's an '87 Volvo 740GLE with plenty of mods!! Hahah! I payed $1,800 for it and don't even ask what $$ was put into it. Best part is the 10-switch shock-cylinder AirRide system to bounce around in this wonderful hooptie!!! Write me back and let me know what ya think!! 
Sean Darrell Sean0430@cox.net

Thanks for the submission Sean!  I still that that you have too much time and money if you can work on a project like that.  Did I mention that Heferito.com accepts donations?  Bounce that Volvo onto a Civic for me, ok?!

Received 2/18/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Ebaums
1. I was on your site because Ebaum posted a link to it in regards to the article you wrote.
2. Being an offroad junkie, I hate riceboys as much as the next self-respecting individual.
3. I take back what I said about your site not being entertaining. The riceboy forum is actually pretty good. It makes up for the rest of the site sucking ass. 
beefstu420@hotmail.com

Well thanks for deciding to actually READ some of my content this time instead of just jumping on Ebaum's bandwagon.  As you now see my site is NOTHING like his.

Received 2/15/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Ebaums Blows
Ha Ha those emails are too funny!  What a bunch of idiots those people are!  Maybe they should learn to read with Hooked on Phonics before they hurt their brains trying to insult you.  I used to think Ebaum's site was cool but then I noticed that it's THE SAME AS EVERY OTHER  SITE!  Every game and link that he post on there I have already seen on like TEN OTHER SITES! Keep up the good work, you have real balls.  His are painted on.
Joe
joecool@itsaboutus.org

Thanks man.  I think the problem is that the people who go to his site have been online for like 2 days and haven't figured that out yet.  They will.

Received 2/14/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Hey Fag
Wow wut a fag you must be.Go smoke a penis and see if you can get any better ideas for your site. Your site sucks cock and all you have on it is people talking trash about you. Oh shit ur cool. 
Daniel Barnett 
thedan@attglobal.net


Received 2/14/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Ebaums
I don't think you even know what you're talking about with the whole soundboards issue. My brother made the Ozzy Osbourne, Stifler, Jack Black, and Chris Farley soundboards. My brother did them because they're hilarious and we wanted to hear pranks people could do with them. And I was a fan of Ebaumsworld so my brother talked with him and ebaum accepted all those soundboards and my brother had his email and sitename in there, and he got TONS and TONS of unique hits every day. So I'm assuming most people submit these soundboards so they can be recognized for their work, and they know lots of people can see them on ebaums site, I doubt he steals them. Even if he did steal a couple it doesn't cause any harm, they're tools for fun and they should be shared. 
Steve Bell
stevebell35@hotmail.com

Tell your brother good job with the soundboards.  Generally Ebaum doesn't allow live links.  What did YOU do exactly?  By the way, is your brother making money off his soundboards like Ebaum is?

Received 2/14/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Ebaum's Site
It doesn't matter if shit is stolen, as long as the site is entertaining......Which yours isn't. Like anyone visiting a site cares who the hell made whatever they're laughing at, as long as there's more of it somewhere. The only thing I laughed at on your site is you. 
Stop breathing, please.
beefstu420@hotmail.com


Received 2/13/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Ebaums
You have a good point, Ebaums site is totally, 100% unoriginal, all stolen from other sites and really he himself deserves very little credit for the material. Thing is, despite all your complaining and moaning, all you've done is come out as a little bit silly, and more than a little jealous. Whatever is on the site, it's the more popular, and that's what really matters. You can come out of the arguement looking like a real do-gooder, standing up for other people, but given half the chance that he had I am certain you would have compiled a site like that had you half the content he has.

Now, you can reply to the email saying whatever you want, justifying your point however you want, but really it's a bit futile, no? You have no voice in this matter, other than a jealous child.
cow_of_the_apocalypse@hotmail.com


Received 2/12/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Ebaum's World
Well first of all, get a life. If you have to rip on other site you have no purpose to live so you should just kill yourself. Second, he wouldn't reply with "lick my balls" and rude comments like you. Anyways, that lawsuit with Viacom, it can't go through with them winning. If they wanna copywrite a voice then they copywrite the actor, which means everytime the actor speaks, he pays to speak. and to copywrite a line out of the movie the sound board was from, means no one in the world could say those words in the same sentence or else they'd have to pay. Viacom justs needs someone to pick on right now I guess, and he looked like an easy target. Other than that, get a life, if you can't afford one at K-Mart, beg for one you lifeless piece of horse shit. 
Sincerely, 
Zac Ash
FreeStylerZac098@aol.com
Webmaster 
thevault.ohgo.com 


Received 2/11/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  your site
Well just like to say your site is kinda blah…You need more content. And yes ebaums site is more entertaining, but he’s also an idiot. Keep up the OK work
derick
 ricked@optonline.net

Uhhh... thank you???  I wish that I had more time for more content, but unfortunately I have a job and a life outside of this site...

Received 2/10/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  EBaum Article
WHO GIVES A FUCK IF ITS STOLEN... 

RMA@etbonline.com
ETB Wholesale Computers
www.etbonline.com
1001 Business Pkwy. 
Richardson, TX 75081
(888) 889- 4ETB

I am beginning to think that I am the only one with half a brain.  If it was your stuff that was stolen you WOULD CARE.  Maybe I will come to your workplace, ETB Wholesale Computers, and rip off a crate or two just so I can sell them back to you since you wouldn't seem to care if it was stolen.  You are a complete and total moron. On the website of his employer it says the following in the "About Us" Section:

"To build long term business relationships by providing one of the largest selections of products and the best Customer Service available anywhere in the world. To never let profits come before love of God, Country and our Customers. We will obtain these goals by strictly adhering to Christian Values. "

Shame on you, don't you know that stealing IS NOT a Christian value?  


Received 2/9/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  EBaum Article
Hi, like others I usually feall no need in writing to the webmaster of a site for his opinions expressed. 
However, after reading your article and reviewing the  rest of your site I would just like to say that you come off as the biggest whinning little girl I've ever seen. You complain about how your credit should be giving which is fine yet you complain how its unjust and unfair, same as the guy who screwed you for $2000, you continually have to show proof and complain. You do the same with the hate mail that is sent in to you, telling others they are bitches and complain to much. Perhaps you should firstly views yourself before you call other things. Just food for thought, say what ya need to feel like a cool guy again instead of that whinning kid that got beat up alot. 
nick moehle tokentaker83@yahoo.com


Received 2/9/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  U DAMN HHHAAAATTEEERRR!!!!
Ya know what? Your gay!!! Ebaums site is 1,000,000X's the site that yours will ever be...Ur site is shit compared to his. I admitt u got a few ALRIGHT things in your site, but his has 20 x's that. Don't hate on him just cause you can't hang with his site...That's the only way that you can get credit is through his site...U said he rips things? So do u Dumbass!!! U just a jelous comp. dick!!! Instead of hating on his site, why don't u concetrate on makin yours better!!! 
Sincerely, 
Matt (Las Vegas, NV ) 
GELASVEGAS
gelasvegas@lvcm.com
(pronounced "Gay Las Vegas")


 

 

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