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Since I am such a big fan of the old "share share alike" saying, I have decided to share with you all what visitors such as yourself have to say about my site.  I promise to include all the feedback that I get, even if it involves someone threatening bodily harm upon me.  After all, it's only fair that I support this type of forum in our free country.  I have  also posted my comments or replies in the gray box directly below the message.  Most recent mail appears first.  Be sure to pay special attention to the grammar and spelling.

So read up, and if you are inspired you can always send your own Love and Hate Mail my way.  Hell, I'll even post it here for the world to see!  


Received 1/18/2005 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  Stupid Riceboys

wazup dicks!yeh im a rice boy. I think dat they r well cool.why doya jip
dem?is it becuse ur poor and cant afford to do all da work because it does
coast a lot of money!or r u gofs?I hate gofs der the only people who jip
modded cars.so what car u got den?metro?prity kool u could add a phat body
kit,ice LED neons,some heafty 5000wt subs 20inch alloys navagation system.so
u and all ur gay little bum boys, what cars do u think r kool den?please put
a pic on ur shit web site sumwer wer i can see it,cant wait 2 see da pice of
shit! please feel free to E-mail me back!seya dicks!
BMbabe14369@aol.com

Is that even English?  What the fuck is wrong with the world that people have to talk this poorly?  Pathetic.

Received 1/23/2004 (This message references the Infamous Applebees Incident Page.)
Subject:  Applebees

Dear sir or mam,
I am an employee of applebee's. I felt your pain of your experience when reading your story. But in the very last part it made me realize that you are just like the rest of the trash I wait on day in and day out. If you don't like our food do not eat it because it is free.
P.S. And you probably did not tip your server well either!

BMbabe14369@aol.com

Dr. Mr or Mrs Assume-A-Lot,
My experience stated nothing about my server. The server was never mentioned in the story. In fact I never even mentioned that I didn't like my burger while I was in the restaurant. Instead I decided to approach the corporate offices.

Just a little FYI, I am a former foodservice employee and I worked in a bar for 5 years. I always tip at least 20 percent unless the wait staff is truly terrible.

P.S.  Now it's my turn to assume. You are probably one of those bubbleheaded cockteasing blond bitches who flirts with guys all night and gets them to buy you drinks. Then at the end of the night you won't even give it up. And you probably think that 50 cents is a good tip for a drink.

Only people who know me can call me trash. Bitch.

Received 1/21/2004 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  THANKS SO MUCH ON WHAT NOT TO DO

  bro, first off thanks so much for being so true about those damn ugly ass mother fuckers who have honda's, acura's and eclipes. all i see is those ugly kits, lights, tint, colors, and rims. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING, but anyway i love your site and it shows me what NOT to put on my car so it does not look as ugly as the other shit cars on the site. thanks agian for the site bro.!


Received 1/16/2004 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  No Subject

 why dont you stop moaning about people who modify cars and get a life yesome of them are bad but at least theyre trying so will you justfuck off yo sad prick!
Aaron Mardell  aaronmardell55@hotmail.com


Received 1/9/2004 (This message references the AO-Hell Page.)
Subject:  AOL

 I have been an AOL member since 1993 and still am. I read through these testimonials and have considered what has happened to some of these people. I have also called AOL to cancel several accounts to explore other opportunities elsewhere. The one thing that I have noticed throughout every single testimonial I have read is that they do not realize that the people you are calling have to follow a script, just like any other call center. The person is trying to keep your business of course because that is what they are trained to do. Most of the time they try to give me "VALUE" and give me a few months of free membership to do so. If you dont call to cancel before the free time or free 45 days from the trial you will be billed. It clearly says that in the Terms of Service you sign before you sign on to AOL. Oh yeah you might say, "Who reads all of the fine print?!" Hey well I do, and I know damn well that if I need to call back before a certain date I will.--Thats how the business world works. And also I found out the hard way onetine, I had a temp account for a small business I owned one time and I called to cancel. The operator was of course trying to keep me and I told him I had another account. The operator then hooked me up with two free months of service and told me some things I could do that I had no idea about! Later down the road (about 6 months later) I recieved a bill on the account that I cancelled. I called a little upset and confused. The consultant then told me that the account was reactivated the month prrior. I then realized that I accidentally signed in with the old account. I totally forgot and for some reason typed in the old screen name. It was my old damn fault! I read back on the Terms of Service and it says that I may reactivate an old account if I ever needed to. I Love that capability! So for all of you whiners and negative people.......... own up to your responsibility, because 9 out of 10 times that fault lies in your lazy hands. AOL is the best ISP and content provider out there!

Landon
nolboomer@hotmail.com

"the best ISP And content provider out there"?!?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAH you had better be kidding!  Loser.

Received 12/11/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  some shit same shit

 So I was sitting in my 2nd period marketing class a few weeks ago and I ran across your site searching on google for "ricer" pics (Senior-itis, what can I say). I love the stupid riceboy section and when I came across the idiot who had put a leaf blower on his car I fell out of my chair laughing. My class lost internet privileges for a week because I was supposed to be taking notes.....lol. Anyways, I talked my friend into doing that exact modification to his 89 Accord and we just finished it up the other day.  Haha, it is so hilarious hearing that thing run when he starts up his car...well, it was fun. Having no filter on the intake he sucked in a lot of dirt and water and now his car won't run....o well, $600 down the drain.  I just thought you might enjoy that story. Oh, and if you are wondering, I am not a ricer......I have a 97 GTi 1.8T with a K04 turbo, if you know what that means. lol keep up the good work.....
Lois

Your friend must be pretty gullible to do that to his car.  Thanks for sharing the story!

Received 11/27/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  some shit same shit

 So I read all this shit about rice rockets on ur site. not bad. ya I got a rice rocket that I drive. who gives a fuck. I also got a fuckin ford,. all this shit about rice rockets, ya some of the fuckin stuff is true, but for me all I got is a lowered Honda with 14's and a fuckin nice sound system. so not all rices look gay. I got nothin against american cars since I own one but just don't think all rice owners are fuckin anit-American and shit. So all u fuckin asian hater fuck u cuz we got american cars too

Finally some hate mail!  This place has been too nice lately.  This site is not about Asian hating you paranoid fuck.  And yes, all "rices" do look gay.  Otherwise they wouldn't be "rices".

Received 11/18/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  good site

 LOL I love this site there is an odd car here in there I don't think should be on the ricer page, but that's no biggie just a matter of opinion. Either way ricers destroy what are good cars and infect the "import world". Which is why I like my supra yes its Japanese but no matter what you can't deny they do make good cars most not meant to be race cars but still good cars I have modified the motor a little, sue me it dyno's at 273 hp at 5500 all motor no turbo btw its an 87' but not that you care what I drive. I am just saying I like your site keep it up.

Sincerely a typical country boy heavy metal fan.
CJ Rayle


Received 11/18/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  Your web site

 I just visited your site for the first time. After taking a mental jog through the mail you have received, I am amazed at your self-control. Your humorous, tongue-in-cheek responses to the "hate" mail was the most enjoyable part of the site. The rampant spread of illiteracy and ignorance is frightening. It's one thing to abbreviate in email or Instant Messages, but to write an email to a website and not even bother to proofread it is the epitome of laziness.

I also got an education concerning "Riceboys." I had never heard the term, but I have seen plenty of the frankensteins they refer to as muscle cars.

I am sending a link for your site to some friends, whom I believe will find it very enjoyable and entertaining. You stated that you make a sincere attempt at originality. I think you have done an excellent job in that department. Kudos for having the wherewithal and stamina to publish and maintain this site.

Thank you for the kind words and for taking the time to construct a legible email.

Received 11/18/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  Your site is good

 Good work on exposing this little rice boy phase, I am tired of seeing little Honda Civic's With big exhaust on them,
and maybe big 16 inch rims on them, and nothing else, maybe Altezza's, I may not be able to drive, but when I get a car I am for the most part going to keep it stock and not put little dinky exhaust or Altezza's on them. Your Website is very funny and I look foward to seeing more of these little rice-boys.
atoz


Received 11/17/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  interesting site boys

 Nice site, at least you guys actually know what the hell your doing compared to some of the other lame ass sites on the net. Actually on top of that I find it hilarious that some idiots have time to go on to sites and talk bullshit about it. Personally if they don't like what they see I think they should keep there comments to themselves. No one wants to read "dude get a life". I mean come on does that really make a difference in the way others think. No.
-Emily


Received 11/15/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  no subject

 I skimmed through your e-mail section, and I am seriously wondering if there is any hope for humanity. A Z06 has shitty handling??? blah obviously that guy has never been in a Z06. I bet he thinks his Civic handles better. Blah peopel are getting dumber and dumber. Well I just wanted to say you site rocks, keep up the good work. If you will excuse me I have work to do on my 1969 Dodge Charger. Also I am just wondering, what kind of car do you have?
Sincerely, James.


Received 11/13/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  your site

I enjoyed getting a good laugh out of some of the ridiculous things people will do to make a car seemingly look better. I especially laughed when I saw the wooden body kit and wing. However, I am a fan of "ricers", as you put it, and just would like to let you know that there are some people who like to improve upon their cars just for the hell of it. There are people who don't do the utterly retarded things you have posted, and there are people who do not sink $6000 into a
$2000 car. There are also people who improve upon cars worth improving upon (as much as you may not like them, supras and various other japanese cars are, in fact, very race worthy). I do, however, agree that most of the cars, with the exception of maybe 2, that you have posted are prime examples of the stupidity of idiot 16 year olds with no better use for their money, expecially since the explosion of so called "import tuning" after the Fast and the Furious became a
blockbuster (DAMN that pisses me off so bad, it makes the people who have been doing shit like that for years look horrible, even though some of us looked horrible already). In closing, keep up the good work and keep us laughing with the stupidity of 16 year olds with no better use for a few hundred bucks. Even as a "riceboy" myself, I can definitely appreciate your feelings on most of the cars you have posted. And I damn sure know I could use the laugh.


Received 11/12/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  Idiots come in all forms

Hey there, just another one for your hate/love mail. (Hello from Australia)

While I agree in principal for most of the work you do regarding the de-ricing of our roads and carparks, I would like to add a little perspective to what seems like a battle of the extremes at times. By this, I am talking about the full on ricers throwing ALL CAPS ABUSE AT YOUS ALL and the idiots that come out with statements like "cubic inches rule" and "give me all american muscle anyday". The second type of idiot I have just referred to I would call a Knuckle Dragging Neanderthal. Before everyone gets hyped up, I will let off the hook the genuine enthusiasts. Enthusiasts being those people who have a soft spot for a particular type of car, all the while being able to maintain some sort of open-mindedness for everyone elses respective pieces of machinery. Claiming that an all cast iron, push rod, 2 tonne relic is somehow "better" than everything else just does not cut it in my book. Having one because you love it is fine.

While I'm here ranting, I may as well continue if I may. I see nothing wrong with spending more money on a car than what it is worth. I have restored a somewhat rarish 1973 Mazda RX3, transplanted a series 4 RX7 13B turbo into it, and done a multitude of other mods so that I might use this car to it's new found potential, ie. suspension, brakes and driveline. I justify doing it because I would like to think I am one of the afore mentioned "enthusiasts" who loves the old school rotors. At the same time, I appreciate the sound of a tough V8 and the abilities of a well built import. I would infact be driving a Skyline GTS-t right now infact if I wasn't turned off by so many bloody rice boys with bat-mobile body kits and 3000 stickers plastered everywhere. That is where your site excels.. So thanks.

As a thought, you could perhaps add another section entitled "Import of the week/month" where owners of properly modified imports (whom I'm sure would enjoy this site) could send you some pics and details of their tastefully modified (that means mechanical / functional atleast) import. There are sites that already do this, so it would be a waste of time to go overboard, but great to set an example. Hopefully there can be redemption for those that have already bought neon light kits and the like.

Cheers,
Steve


Received 11/5/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  Hey don't worry, i'm not a ricer

Hey man, im steve, i hate fuckin riced out cars. I drive a 84 oldsmobile cutlass supreme with rust holes and all, i still destroy every ricer that pulls up next to me. The rediculous part is that i see more bootleg ghetto cars in one day than u have on ur whole page, if i had a digital camera, id show u!!! I have a question tho.... My buddy andrew has a mazda protege and he wants me to help him rice it out. Im a student automotive technician and he thinks i can help. I feel really bad about putting another ricer on the road, plus i know that for the money hes gonna pay he will never have a quick car. I just dont know if i should tell him its useless or help him do it, Id rather see him make the car a little faster than blow it on a wing or some ground effects, which i know he would do. Well if u could give me some insight thatd be great, and i was wondering if i could send u like polaroids or pictures of ricers like to ur house and u can put them on the site, if u have a scanner it would work, let me know though! Ive seen fuckin ghetto cars with those hubcaps that look like rims, riced out caravans!! yeah caravans! like 88 toyota camrys, anything, a ford ranger that actually had a spoiler!! Civics, Accords, I aw this dude with a 92 ford escort get this, he had a 5 foot wood spoiler!!! by fat the worst thing ive ever seen! its hard to capture these works because usually these kids crash their car before i can get a snapshot of their car, but ill try,, Ok write back PEACE--------------Steve in Rochester,ny


Received 11/5/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  comments

dear whoever made this site.
i drive a 1997 nissan altima gxe. yes it a 4cyl and yes im ur wanna be fast n the furious guy i guess u could say. ur site is funny as shit. i dont like civics at all and i can beat them with my 160 hp 2.4 liter engine. but the thing is girls like car that look cool i also pay for all my shit. i dont have any gay emblems on my car xcept for the stuff i bought like redline street glow but thats just to show that i but the good named shit to show i have money. now i know ur gonna make some gay remark about me, but i dont try to act fast i have under body neons so i go speed limit and my car lights up. i wanna get a body kit and spoiler for looks. until i get out of college and buy a wrx sti, and im a waiter so i make a lot of money but post
somthing i wanna read it


Received 11/1/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  ricer's suck

 your the man f--- ck the fart can, picnic wing, fag & furious punk ass wanna be whigger's, keep up the good work, from, crazy horse gt, founder of the rice hater's club, l8ter.
Marty Simpson


Received 11/1/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  funny

 haha this site is cool. i guess i should be like the other fools and be pissed because i too have a ricer as of now...a dodge neon at that! ok since the abundant laughter has just stopped, if it has,yeh this site is kick ass. i am going to get a new engine and upgrade some more but right now since the mods are all looks... body kit, exhaust, interior, etc. its rice. some of these cars are hella flamboyant though. like a gay parade. why not keep it one color??? still kick ass site. maybe when i get time ill take a pic and you can diss my ricer too :)
JeterN8


Received 10/24/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  Turbo Supra

 I wonder if people get so pissed that they cant even type their own incompetent responses? You seem to have done your reasurch on the emblems of cars. The only thing i saw was that you made fun of the wing on the red supra that Glenn drives (you know the kid the wrote the dumbest email ever). If the car is infact a turbo supra then it came with that wing from the factory, if its an N/A then the added it for the "turbo look" just like any riceboy would. I would have to assume that glenn doesnt actually own that car, seeing as though he cant spell. Sites pretty funny man, i deffinitly enjoy it. Keep up the good work!
Dallas Phillips


Received 10/22/2003 (This message references the AOL Hell Page.)
Subject:  <3 the site

 lmfao, thx for the AO HELL, I'm gonna link you on my site.
www.wizno.com


Received 10/22/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  riceboys

 as being an ex owner of a 94 rx-7 tt owning it since it was a year old,i have to admit jap cars suck.5800 for a short block 3300 for new turbos all this at 75,000 miles.paint going to shit after it was 4 years old common problem with these cars.took me 3 days just to yank the motor out.need a set of chopstics to get at the bolts for the top of tranny.never mind the 150ft of vacume lines under the manifold that rot away from the heat in 3 years.5th gear syncro grinding at 20,000 miles.hell all this money and the thing pulls low 14s pedal down and power shifting.shit for the almost 40gs i had in this pothetic peice of shit i could have been pulling the front wheels up and running 10,s in a real car.well expensive lesson learned.my next project will be a 32 deuce ive had my share of jap shit.
richard rose


Received 10/22/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  Dumb Ricers

This site is the best keep it going. I have to tell you that my husband and I got a great laugh from your site. Anyone that would use a leaf blower as a turbo needs serious help. We are both racers of American Muscles Cars his is a 67 Chevelle and mine is a 89 Iroc. We belong to a local club that gets a kick out of the whole "ricer" car thing. Keep up the good work and for all you "Ricers" who think you have power check out www.pureperformanceracing.com and see the meaning of true power. What is funny is my simple domestic Iroc runs 6.50's in the 1/8 with NO Nitrous get that a total naturally aspirated motor so for all you RICERS take your winged rice burning JAP traps where they belong .....THE JUNK YARD.
MsMafia


Received 10/21/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  lol

 dude ur mssing the lamest cars of them all.. stock cavaliers and sunfires woth big  canadian tire exhausts and shiny wal-mart hubcaps. im from ns canada and you always see these queers in the grocery store parking-lot with there moms cars all fucked up. theres a 1990 hyundai sonata around here somewhere with the same motor as my microwave. Its got a big ass exhaust on the and racing seats and it has crazy carpet riveted to the bottom to look like ground effects. il keep the digital camera in my car and if i see it il get a pic and send it. maybe i can get one of him sqeeling his tires. HAHAHAHAHAHA 4 cylinders of raw horse-shit.. keep up the pics man
Zach Hiltz


Received 10/21/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  Stupid ricers think they are fast

Hello, I have read about every love and hate mail on the page, about ricers. I cannot stand it any longer, everytime I see one of these cars I can't help myself but to say something to them. I live in Davenport, IA and have a 1992 Mustang GT with a bunch of mods on it, and also race it at our local drag strip. My best time was 10.76 at 137mph and it is street legal, yet I have these gay ass cars pull up at stoplights and start reving there engine and it sounds like a damn angry bee. I can not help but teach them a lesson. All you have to really do is this comparison: take a honda civic GAYtec i mean Vtec from the vactory put 5,000 into it in mods. Then take my Mustang and put 5,000 into of mods and look what i am running 10.76, you would be running maybe low 15s with the civic. I have raced imports with NOS and with turbos but have I been beatin yet hell no. If any of you fags out there would like to give me a run and get your ass kicked please feel free to come up here and take it like a girl. Oh and by the way I ran that 10.79 with all the wieght of my car which I read from one guy saying (heavy ass domestics) yeah your gay, i would like to see one of those cars run that wieghing 2000 pounds less. Also about the Skyline running 1320hp on the dyno, yeah right look in Car and Driver Mag. a month after 2Fast 2Furious came out they tested the skyline in that movie which has NOS and other mods, take a wild guess what it ran: 13.9 WOW thats fast, NOT so for a car with 1320hp let me guess it must have been one of those excuses: he didnt know how to drive, they didnt use NOS, the tires spun and they couldnt hook up. Sorry not hooking up only happens on cars with real power not tools with imports. Thanks alot.


Received 10/21/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  Gotta love the ricers...

Just a quickie here. I found some hate mail on your feedback section, shown below.

Received 4/20/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page .)
Subject: WEB PAGE ERROR

On the Rice Boy Page.. i would like to inform you that the BLACK SE-R Sentra that you said originally sparked your riceboy hatetred . well you stated that the GTR symbol on the back that there was no GTR made by Nissan UNTIL 2002.. and probably was stolen off a volvo .. WELL sir you are a dumb ass rice boy then.. do some research. the MOST FEARED AND REVIERED CAR MADE is the NISSAN SKYLINE GT-R! its been made since 1954. Its illeagle in the States, but puts 1320hp to the
dyno in japan and some higher than that.. on a 2.6 L V6 Learn what your talking about when bashing is all.

Cody Richardson
mydigitalexpression@yahoo.com


Now if I’m not mistaken, this guy has NO clue what he’s bitching about. Firstly, the GT-R started way back with the R30 model Skylines (possibly even before, but that’s as far as I know), and even then, they weren’t made in 1954! Not too sure about the claimed 1320hp Skyline’s in Japan, but as you said, you’re not in Japan. And they’re 2.6L straight 6’s. And he’s complaining that you don’t know what you’re talking about…

On the subject of ricers, some modifications can be alright, such as mags or suspension changes, and maybe a bit louder exhaust. But when you add a huge Tupperware collection to the body, and a drain pipe exhaust with stickers for companies most of the ricers don’t even know of, then it’s getting carried away. Anyways, that’s my two cents.
Cheers
Dylan


Received 10/19/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  about ricers

I have no idea what is going thew there head, if they wanted to go fast why not get a car with a big engein or get a normal domestic car because my brothers 1996 chevy lumena (nothing done to it) couls beat most if not all of them gay jap cars. just the idea of costomizing a car is stupid no matter what kind of car it is, how the hell do they plan to sell there car. But i do know what i'm geting in a few years a chevy impalla and it will stay the way it is forever!

sorry for my spelling and gammer mistakes (i don't put mush effort into e-mails


 

Received 10/13/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  The Rice Boys

Hi I just wanted to say I love the name you've given those people who think that it's cool to have a coffee can for a muffler. I never understood why some people go through all that trouble, it's like advertising that they spent a lot of money on their cars/trucks. They should just put a big neon sign on the top of their vehicle that says "Steal Me/ Break into me!" I get your point though, and I totally agree! Funny Stuff!!! Jennifer.


Received 10/13/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  parts

hey,
my name is Dean Revenboer and I just bought a new hyundai accent and I was wondering if you could give me some places to get parts to hook it up with?!? If it is possible send them to me.I live in the Ottawa Ontario region so Canadian sites would be best or sites that ship to Canada. Thank You 

revenboerp@sympatico.ca

Congratulations Dean, you get the First Annual  "I Totally Missed the Point of Your Website" Award. 

Received 10/2/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject: 
who really gives a fuck?

instead of filling your time insulting people, and bitching back and forth ,sounding like a bitch . Why don't you do something useful like sell your dually Ford or what ever red neck pos you drive, and dis embowel yourself so i can fuck your rotting torso you ignorant bastard
s.odom@cox.net

Well you obviously "give a fuck" enough to take the time to send me hate mail.  The amusement that I get from that alone makes it well worth the time I've spent.  Thanks for helping to remind me that I am not wasting my time!

Received 9/25/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject: 
just wanted to comment

That lancer evo with the HUGE wing that you say has 120 hp actually have around 271 and does 13.08 in the qtr mile stock, and guess what, its under 30g's. Just because it's faster than all those gay muscle cars stock doesn't mean you have to try and rip on it. Easy dude :-/
Steve

CaptHowdy@new.rr.com

Another smart guy who thinks that just because a car has the same wing as a 271 hp car  that it IS a 271 hp car.  Moron.

Received 9/19/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject: 
HEY UR SITE

HEY UR SITE IS GAY

SO  WAT FIRST U DISS IMPORTS DEN U DISS CAMEROS SO WAT CAR DO U LIKE OHHH PROBLERLY UR BARBIE DOLL CARS OR SUM CRAP A WHAT U PROBERLY THINK A MODIFYCATION IS FLUFFY PINK DICE HANGING FROM UR REVISION MIRROR AND WAT EVA CAR U LIKE OR WATEVA GO TO A CAR SHOW AND C HOW MUCH IN COMMON THEY HAVE V8S AND SUM RICE BURNERS 4 INSTANCE LIKE THE CAR THAT WON AUTO SALLON IN AUSTRAILA  IT GOT ITS PAINT JOB FROM THOSE OLD CHEVY THE HOT RODS SO Y DID U PUT ALL UR TIME IN TO THAT SITE AND THERES NUFFIN TO SHOW 4 IT IT SUKS WE MAKE SITES AT SKOOL AND WE CAN ONLY PUTT WRITEING IN THEM AND OURS R BETTER THAN URS ..... U NEED TO WAKE UP TOO UR SELF AND LOOK AROUND U ... AND Y DONT U DISPLAY UR NAME AND ADDRESS ON UR SITE 4 SCARED UR GONNA GET HURT ;( IF U DISPALYED UR ADDRESS ON THEIR U GET SO HAMMERD BY THINGS GETTING THROWN AT YA PPL ABUSEING YA ON THE STREET AND DO U NO WHO ELSE DRIVES SO CALLED RICE BURNERS GANGSTERS ... UD GET DRIVE BY BY DEM TOO ... L8A
supasupra@hotmail.com

English Motherfucker - do you speak it?  Can someone please tell me since when is "UR" a word?  You're a smart one for sure Beavis.

Received 8/12/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  ricers
just read through most of your site and i just have to say that it kicks ass

seriously how can these ricers think that a 4cyl car from japan will ever be faster than a muscle car like a mustang or a corvette or one of many other american made cars besides if you have to buy "nos" to beat a car whats the point

that and how is it that they call those fart cannons performance if there so "high performance" how come you dont see them on vipers, corvettes, camaors, mustangs.......

i think some of these people need some serious help like just the other day i had a groupe of ricers try to explain how the big wing on their fwd car made it go faster i mean come on its basic physics wing = downforce on rear tires taking weight off of the front tires which drive the car there for they do nothing but make the front tires spin eaiser

oh and they try to say how they have the carbon fiber hood to save weight yet they added alot more with the amps and subs they put in the trunk

any ways thats all i have to say i am sure most of you already knew all this but its for the rocers that view this forum and try to talk sh*t

oh and one more thing the "R" in type R is for retarded

- ken 


Received 8/7/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  A variety of them
It's sites like yours that keep the internet from becoming another version of basic cable. Ebaum's world is easily one of the biggest "flea markets" I have ever been to. I know you'll keep up the good work so I'll keep checking in...
Dan
Walnut Creek, CA 

Thanks for the kind words friend.  I too look for quality of content in a site.  I try very hard to make my site original - This is a nearly impossible task.

Received 7/11/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  A variety of them
To whom it may concern:
I have seen your site twice now mostly for the rice boys section, I recently read your e-mail post section and I can not believe the people, you are right people are sheep. Also does your education program not teach common reading, writing, spelling and grammar techniques? Do they also not teach people to think before they talk? Ok I have to admit Canadians are not the best apples in the barrels, but where are you getting these rotted ones? Also do you think any of the people that write into your website have heard of the simple rule if you have to resort to using profanity, name calling, and other vulgarities you do not have enough valid points to make a substantial argument. Just think about it for a second could you really see a lawyer in court calling some one and F*** head, really? It is quite disturbing to think that the people that write these e-mails, in the e-mail section, have the right to vote and freedom of speech and thought, though I highly doubt the later is ever used. I pity you.
Sincerely,
Logan Gray
P.S. I drive a BMW, it has a factory ground effects skirt on the front, does that count as a rice boy thing? Whats with those mufflers they sound like my lawn mower I really just don't get what these people are thinking, or are they?
lpgray@shaw.ca

Well guess what Logan, you made the email post page!  To answer your question,  I think the the only things learned in school nowadays are How to Properly Roll a Joint and Glock Reloading Essentials 101.  I personally find the "creative" use of english pretty amusing.  Hell, just check out the 2 messages below!

Received 7/2/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  ricer hater
hey i was wondering if you still take pics and emails, cuz i have a load of shit down here in florida, wait til i get paid, ima buy a cam develop it and then scan and send em to ya. and i was also wondering if i have some feedbacks, i'd like you to post em on for all dem dumb honda ricers prick ass bitches to see em. like for now, ill tell what's in stock down here:
1. mustang with gtr emblem
2. sentra with gtr emblem and se-r emblem on it.
3. a shit load of honda crap.
all coming in soon.
lionel

shinu_ka@yahoo.com

Please only send pics that you took yourself.  I don't want to have the same pictures as all the other sites out there... 

Received 6/30/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  ricer hater
Hey just wanted to say thanks for putting my car for the world to see. You it jealous people like you that having nothing better to do with your time then take pictures of nice rides. You must drive the biggest piece of ship in the world!! 
Randy Murdock
R_R_M@adelphia.net

Actually I spent my time learning how to read and write.  You should try it sometime. Yeah, I drive a big piece of ship!  It's a 300 foot yacht actually, you should check it out sometime! I've got a sweet body kit and wing on it too!

Received 6/10/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  get over me
Hey just wanted to say thanks for putting my car for the world to see. You it jealous people like you that having nothing better to do with your time then take pictures of nice rides. You must drive the biggest piece of ship in the world!! 
Randy Murdock
R_R_M@adelphia.net

Actually I spent my time learning how to read and write.  You should try it sometime. Yeah, I drive a big piece of ship!  It's a 300 foot yacht actually, you should check it out sometime! I've got a sweet body kit and wing on it too!

Received 5/31/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  your site... and riceboys
dude...

hilarious...
I'm in a relatively low income area of the richest state in this country, CT.

As I don't fall in the category of "rice boy"...
I do cringe as I see these types of ridiculous vehicles parked at the welfare offices, food-stamp lines and social security buildings. It's fitting to know that my city and federal taxes are going to these piece of shit vehicles...
"oh, you can Fk'n put those $125 wings on your car but can't afford a car seat for one those under-fed, 3 kids you have in diapers!" fucking unemployed freaks!

I could fill your web-site to capacity with these shots, but you've done a good job covering the spectrum of dumplas (idiots that just can't figure it out?) (invented by me)

- enough on that...
How bout an area on your site covering SUV driving, soccer moms and their useless, middle east supporting, 6K lb. American road tanks. I'll admit my attraction to a MILF now and then behind the wheel of a cummings...  but c'mon..."the Excursion"??? What are these consumers thinking??!! I could share a few shots of these $60K Rover grocery getters.

-love ya....
Out..
slider...CT
slider@sterlinggroupdesign.com

My thoughts exactly.  

Received 5/30/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  Riceboys
Hey man, this is Goku from fazed. I just saw your website (well done), and
I can't beleive all the fucked up cars I saw! The one with three mufflers
was horrible. UGH! When will these kids learn? 


Received 5/20/2003 (This message references the Reality Shows Article.)
Subject:  reality show article
Hi, 
Just wanted to drop you a line and say “ Bravo ” for that cool article you wrote about the fucked up craze Reality T.V. is. 

I was just curious if there was anyone else out there that wasn ’ t a fucking sheep and felt the same way I did. S o I typed in “ reality shows suck ” in my Google task bar, and your article was one of the finds. I swear I literally lose it if I have to endure just a commercial for one of these God awful shows. I can ’ t believe that there are that many mindless sheep out there who actually buy into the stupid, mind-numbing trash that the losers in charge of T.V. Networks put out. It was bad enough when MTV started putting shows on instead of videos, and then when their fucking intellect insulting “ Real World ” came on and seemed to catch, I feared that monstrosity would spread. I only hope these people will wake up and see those shows for what they are. 

Anyways, whoever you are Heferito just wanted to write to you on your article … 
Robert From San Antonio 


Received 4/23/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  Riceboys? wtf?
OK the first thing I have to say is shut your mouth when you don’t know shit about "ricers", cause I have had both, and I sure as hell will never buy a domestic car again, and incase you want to pull shit like, yeah well you drove a pos domestic, it was a $15,000 invested, 1968 Mustang, that I built from the ground up, its heavy as shit, like 90% of domestics but when your running a 351, pushing a decent 390 hp, and I buy a Nissan SE-R spec V, pushing 175 hp, and it runs half a second slower than my stang, and with mods to the Nissan like intake, header, and exhaust, will, and has beat the shit out of my mustang, and for all you dickweeds who are like yeah I got a z06, yeah the shit is cool, but they are every where, if I saw a fuckin Skyline, cruising down the street I would cum my pants, not only are they fast as all hell breaking loose, but they are RARE, as in almost none existant in the U.S., say that about your bitch ass corvette. 
GET REAL INFO BEFORE YOU OPEN THAT SHIT HOLE YOU CALL YOUR MOUTH, see I can be funny too, you commie motherfucker.

Jordan Andersen

poptop1492@msn.com

I wasn't aware that exercising my freedom of speech made me a commie motherfucker.  Thanks for pointing that out to me.  Oh, and his Sentra will "beat the shit out of a Mustang"... haha yeah right.

Received 4/22/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  No Subject
If your going to have a site that makes fun of people at least LEARN about what your making fun of. The whole GT-R thing is one example. Also you said the SE-R was a 1.6 liter w/ 115 horsepower, and that is also incorrect. I feel like you are as foolish as the people you make fun of. I don't consider my car ricey, I have no modifications to it, I just feel like if your going to make fun of people you should learn about them to make your points actually valid. And for that, my friend, YOU are the moron. On another note the person who last posted stated that the GTR is a 2.6 liter V6, which is also incorrect so he shouldn't make up statistics like you do. It is a 2.6 twin turbo INLINE 6. I guess that doesnt matter much, but keep it up with getting the good pictures, they are funny even if your commentary on them sucks.

James Cook

ninja_cereal@hotmail.com

For more information on the 1.6 liter 115 hp Sentra please follow this link.  http://auto.consumerguide.com/auto/used/reviews/full/index.cfm/id/2215.htm  Looks like I didn't make it up.  There is an optional 2.0 liter available as well but since I know the owner and have seen the car maybe you should leave the details up to me.  thanks.

Received 4/20/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  WEB PAGE ERROR

On the Rice Boy Page.. i would like to inform you that the BLACK SE-R Sentra that you said originally sparked your riceboy hatetred. well you stated that the GTR symbol on the back that there was no GTR made by Nissan UNTIL 2002.. and probably was stolen off a volvo.. WELL sir you are a dumb ass rice boy then.. do some research. the MOST FEARED AND REVIERED CAR MADE is the NISSAN SKYLINE GT-R! its been made since 1954. Its illeagle in the States, but puts 1320hp to the dyno in japan and some higher than that.. on a 2.6 L V6

Learn what your talking about when bashing is all.

Cody Richardson
mydigitalexpression@yahoo.com

Will you tell me what a feared Skyline has to do with a little Sentra?  You must be one of the idiots who believes that an emblem from an actual fast car makes your car perform better?  So what if the emblem came from a Skyline.  THAT CAR is still a Sentra.  Nice spelling too.  Doesn't your computer have a spellchecker?

Received 4/3/2003
Subject:  u rule
hey 
i think ur site is the best and will always be the best! 

James 
fishhead_88@hotmail.com or 
the_weed_man88@hotmail.com 


Received 2/22/2003
Subject:  Whatup
Whatup Heferito man,
That conflict with Ebaum was some F'N funny ass shit! Hard to say who is right since I don't know the history etc. Dig your writing style, don't let no shit talkers trash your site man, the content may be somewhat limited but it is far more funny than most. I admit, I stumbled onto your site from Ebaum's but I guess he did you a favor in some way. He just organizes that shit for me so I don't have to click a thousand links. He should give some credit though. You probably don't have all freakin day to update your shit but I would add some more variety on there. Such as a virtual whorehouse and virtual crack smokin. I'll check back yo.
J-Pimp
Jason Jones jrjones74@hotmail.com


Received 2/20/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  postin my own
Just thought I'd tell ya how much I enjoyed your rant on riceboys. Got plenty of em here in NebraSKA. So boring here, I decided to create my own little parody of these pathetic beings on the streets with my little addition just for shits and giggles. Check it out - it's an '87 Volvo 740GLE with plenty of mods!! Hahah! I payed $1,800 for it and don't even ask what $$ was put into it. Best part is the 10-switch shock-cylinder AirRide system to bounce around in this wonderful hooptie!!! Write me back and let me know what ya think!! 
Sean Darrell Sean0430@cox.net

Thanks for the submission Sean!  I still that that you have too much time and money if you can work on a project like that.  Did I mention that Heferito.com accepts donations?  Bounce that Volvo onto a Civic for me, ok?!

Received 2/18/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Ebaums
1. I was on your site because Ebaum posted a link to it in regards to the article you wrote.
2. Being an offroad junkie, I hate riceboys as much as the next self-respecting individual.
3. I take back what I said about your site not being entertaining. The riceboy forum is actually pretty good. It makes up for the rest of the site sucking ass. 
beefstu420@hotmail.com

Well thanks for deciding to actually READ some of my content this time instead of just jumping on Ebaum's bandwagon.  As you now see my site is NOTHING like his.

Received 2/15/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Ebaums Blows
Ha Ha those emails are too funny!  What a bunch of idiots those people are!  Maybe they should learn to read with Hooked on Phonics before they hurt their brains trying to insult you.  I used to think Ebaum's site was cool but then I noticed that it's THE SAME AS EVERY OTHER  SITE!  Every game and link that he post on there I have already seen on like TEN OTHER SITES! Keep up the good work, you have real balls.  His are painted on.
Joe
joecool@itsaboutus.org

Thanks man.  I think the problem is that the people who go to his site have been online for like 2 days and haven't figured that out yet.  They will.

Received 2/14/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Hey Fag
Wow wut a fag you must be.Go smoke a penis and see if you can get any better ideas for your site. Your site sucks cock and all you have on it is people talking trash about you. Oh shit ur cool. 
Daniel Barnett 
thedan@attglobal.net


Received 2/14/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Ebaums
I don't think you even know what you're talking about with the whole soundboards issue. My brother made the Ozzy Osbourne, Stifler, Jack Black, and Chris Farley soundboards. My brother did them because they're hilarious and we wanted to hear pranks people could do with them. And I was a fan of Ebaumsworld so my brother talked with him and ebaum accepted all those soundboards and my brother had his email and sitename in there, and he got TONS and TONS of unique hits every day. So I'm assuming most people submit these soundboards so they can be recognized for their work, and they know lots of people can see them on ebaums site, I doubt he steals them. Even if he did steal a couple it doesn't cause any harm, they're tools for fun and they should be shared. 
Steve Bell
stevebell35@hotmail.com

Tell your brother good job with the soundboards.  Generally Ebaum doesn't allow live links.  What did YOU do exactly?  By the way, is your brother making money off his soundboards like Ebaum is?

Received 2/14/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Ebaum's Site
It doesn't matter if shit is stolen, as long as the site is entertaining......Which yours isn't. Like anyone visiting a site cares who the hell made whatever they're laughing at, as long as there's more of it somewhere. The only thing I laughed at on your site is you. 
Stop breathing, please.
beefstu420@hotmail.com


Received 2/13/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Ebaums
You have a good point, Ebaums site is totally, 100% unoriginal, all stolen from other sites and really he himself deserves very little credit for the material. Thing is, despite all your complaining and moaning, all you've done is come out as a little bit silly, and more than a little jealous. Whatever is on the site, it's the more popular, and that's what really matters. You can come out of the arguement looking like a real do-gooder, standing up for other people, but given half the chance that he had I am certain you would have compiled a site like that had you half the content he has.

Now, you can reply to the email saying whatever you want, justifying your point however you want, but really it's a bit futile, no? You have no voice in this matter, other than a jealous child.
cow_of_the_apocalypse@hotmail.com


Received 2/12/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  Ebaum's World
Well first of all, get a life. If you have to rip on other site you have no purpose to live so you should just kill yourself. Second, he wouldn't reply with "lick my balls" and rude comments like you. Anyways, that lawsuit with Viacom, it can't go through with them winning. If they wanna copywrite a voice then they copywrite the actor, which means everytime the actor speaks, he pays to speak. and to copywrite a line out of the movie the sound board was from, means no one in the world could say those words in the same sentence or else they'd have to pay. Viacom justs needs someone to pick on right now I guess, and he looked like an easy target. Other than that, get a life, if you can't afford one at K-Mart, beg for one you lifeless piece of horse shit. 
Sincerely, 
Zac Ash
FreeStylerZac098@aol.com
Webmaster 
thevault.ohgo.com 


Received 2/11/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  your site
Well just like to say your site is kinda blah…You need more content. And yes ebaums site is more entertaining, but he’s also an idiot. Keep up the OK work
derick
 ricked@optonline.net

Uhhh... thank you???  I wish that I had more time for more content, but unfortunately I have a job and a life outside of this site...

Received 2/10/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  EBaum Article
WHO GIVES A FUCK IF ITS STOLEN... 

RMA@etbonline.com
ETB Wholesale Computers
www.etbonline.com
1001 Business Pkwy. 
Richardson, TX 75081
(888) 889- 4ETB

I am beginning to think that I am the only one with half a brain.  If it was your stuff that was stolen you WOULD CARE.  Maybe I will come to your workplace, ETB Wholesale Computers, and rip off a crate or two just so I can sell them back to you since you wouldn't seem to care if it was stolen.  You are a complete and total moron. On the website of his employer it says the following in the "About Us" Section:

"To build long term business relationships by providing one of the largest selections of products and the best Customer Service available anywhere in the world. To never let profits come before love of God, Country and our Customers. We will obtain these goals by strictly adhering to Christian Values. "

Shame on you, don't you know that stealing IS NOT a Christian value?  


Received 2/9/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  EBaum Article
Hi, like others I usually feall no need in writing to the webmaster of a site for his opinions expressed. 
However, after reading your article and reviewing the  rest of your site I would just like to say that you come off as the biggest whinning little girl I've ever seen. You complain about how your credit should be giving which is fine yet you complain how its unjust and unfair, same as the guy who screwed you for $2000, you continually have to show proof and complain. You do the same with the hate mail that is sent in to you, telling others they are bitches and complain to much. Perhaps you should firstly views yourself before you call other things. Just food for thought, say what ya need to feel like a cool guy again instead of that whinning kid that got beat up alot. 
nick moehle tokentaker83@yahoo.com


Received 2/9/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  U DAMN HHHAAAATTEEERRR!!!!
Ya know what? Your gay!!! Ebaums site is 1,000,000X's the site that yours will ever be...Ur site is shit compared to his. I admitt u got a few ALRIGHT things in your site, but his has 20 x's that. Don't hate on him just cause you can't hang with his site...That's the only way that you can get credit is through his site...U said he rips things? So do u Dumbass!!! U just a jelous comp. dick!!! Instead of hating on his site, why don't u concetrate on makin yours better!!! 
Sincerely, 
Matt (Las Vegas, NV ) 
GELASVEGAS
gelasvegas@lvcm.com
(pronounced "Gay Las Vegas")


Received 2/8/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  rice
good site... 
i just got a problem with the rice boys site. im sory but the Z06 suks, yeah its got 300+ hp, but the handling is just gay. also all u have on your site is shitty ass ricers. yeah i know that sum ricers muss up there cars like that, but that leaves out all the good ones. also if u do want a high powered ricer without spendin alot of money on upgrades buy a supra, or skyline for $20000 less than a Z06. 
payday920@hotmail.com

There is such a thing as an import car that actually goes fast, but unfortunately they are few and far between.

Received 2/8/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  No Subject
Your whole site sucks! You should model your site after a site called www.ebaumsworld.com. It's a really cool site. You could learn a thing or two about web site building. It's pretty nifty. Like check out the epilepsy test. Very nice stuff.
Zak Warren theskunxrule@hotmail.com


Received 2/7/2003 (This message references the Ebaum's World Article.)
Subject:  ebaumsworld.com
I hate ebaumsworld I got mad and copied everything he had on his site and he had a fit he threatened to sue and made up and email like a lawyer sent it...except i called the law firm and told them he was using there name and they got pissed... I hate these people and I want to see them burn from viacom.
Bryan bryan@bryanhenry.com


Received 1/29/2003 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  No Subject
dude get a life
Sam Espey sam_espey@hotmail.com

Wow, that is insightful.  And just like that, I will never again pick on another Riceboy.  thanks for opening my eyes Sam!

Received 1/24/2003 (This message references Why Women Owe the Porn Industry.)
Subject:  Why Women Owe the Porn Industry
So I'm writing a paper on the porn industry for one of my psych classes, and I stumble across your ignorant rant. 

"Everything from their wages to their sex was controlled by men. What changed all of this? Why porn, of course!" 

It's asinine to say that the porn industry won women the rights to own land, work, and vote. And we still don't recieve equal pay.  Before you decide that you know everything and that all women owe porn for us getting to have orgasms, you ought to do a little research. 
Consider: 
1)One of the main reasons that the porn industry came about was that sex was considered wrong for everyone. And so men, rather than going to their wives, would sneak off into a dark alley to pay for naked pictures or a prostitute. So in the first place porn stems from an unhealthy sex life and unhealthy attitudes about sex. 
2) Yes the female orgasm did exist before the mainstream porn industry. Books like the Kama Sutra 
etc. had been around for centuries before the porn industry you are speaking of. They instructed men on how to best please women, and women on how to best please men. So it's not that the knowledge wasn't availabe, it's simply that the typical european white man wouldn't go and get it. 
3) Those Arab countries that you speak of do have porn industries, as well as brothels where young girls are imprisoned, forced to put out, and eventually die of starvation, beating, or STDs. It's simply that not too many people in those countries talks about it or wants to talk about it because, "it's not proper". Once again revealing unhealthy attitudes about sex. 
4) I've seen nearly all the different types of porn that are offered. Let me tell you, there are really 
very few activities in many of them that would get a woman off. And being a woman myself, I can tell that most of those women aren't actually getting off. Only masochists want to be ripped open by one or even two too large penises jackhammering into them. What porn gives men is a false sense of what women really want. Porn pleases men, but it doesn't give them any clue as to how to please a woman; which, (correct me if I'm wrong) is what you seem to be insinuating. I think about the only thing I have to thank today's porn industry for are a few aches and pains the morning after. 
5) All women are different, they like different things. And it's usually not unless the woman speaks 
up and says what she wants and doesn't want, that a man can get her off. And you don't know what Arab men and women are like when they are behind closed doors because they don't talk about it; they could be having better sex than you will ever experience in your lifetime. Your entire argument is basically destroyed. Honestly, porn disgusts me, but I've watched it so that I can know what I'm talking about. I'm not arguing whether or not porn uses and exploits women, I think that depends on the individual circumstances. I just think you should do a little research before you go spouting off at the mouth about things you don't know jack about. So the next time a man makes me cum, maybe I should yell out my own name, because after all, my instructions and input are the reason he got me to cum in the first place. 

Her first and only mistake was taking me or this website seriously.  She did a search for "Women Who Hate Ron Jeremy" and found this page... Very interesting!  You can read my reply here if you would like, I didn't want to clutter the page.

Received 1/11/2002 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  Stupid Riceboys
Dude, your site made me laugh my ass off! You should come up to Gatineau Quebec where I live, we're infested with 'em. There's actually a guys who riced out his Dodge Caravan, I kid you not. I'll try to get a pic of it up to you if I see him again. Again, nice site , so true. 
later 


Received 12/11/2002 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  riceboys...
I'm with 'ya all the way. I'm a product of times when cubic inches ruled.
They still do, but add some nitrous and fly past the
ricers......Woundtootight.


Received 12/10/2002 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  right
this is the gayest shit i've ever seen, read or heard in my life
fuck you 

Now this is funny!  This guy is about as smart as a bag of smashed assholes! He didn't even make an argument to defend himself and obviously thinks that decals and spoilers make cars faster.  Rock On!

Received 12/10/2002 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)
Subject:  haha
I tell you what man your site is definetly the best one i have ever been on listening to those stupid little riceboys bitch because there cars get picked on like the Crx or the sentra Type R ..what a bunch of fuckin goons be and my budd will have some pics for you within the next couple of weeks,...there is some fucked up cars in Claremont....my friend  showed me this site man its the shit....i like those perf decals i wish my car had one to make it faster where can i get those anyway!????those fuckin goons i would like to see them race my buddys dads chevelle..


Received 12/04/2002 (This message references the Stupid Riceboys Page.)