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Sex Symbol Spears looking to change image In
what can only be describes as an extremely bold move, teen sex symbol
Britney Spears has decided to change her image. Spears, who has
always received criticism and hatred from women around the world for her
body, has apparently caved in to the pressure. She has gone on an
extreme weight-gain program with Internet sources report that Britney felt that the market for blond-haired teenage whores with big fake breasts has apparently become saturated. The arrival of pop-whores such as Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson has motivated Spears to move on and find her own market : Fatty-Lovers. Spears' new body (shown right) will definitely appeal to a much "larger" audience than her old look. Scientists say that she was the first to try an experimental new procedure known as Mass Lipoinjuction. Apparently the procedure allowed her to gain over 350 pounds in just under 15 minutes. Talk about a revolutionary new diet! Apparently the cost for this operation was over $1200 per pound, but according to Spears "It was worth every penny." Another anonymous but highly credible source reports that Britney's boyfriend also approves of the new look. "There's just more of her to love" says N'Sync's Justin. Apparently this has had an unexpected affect of their love life as well. According to Justin "she feels so much better about herself that she finally gave it up to me." Gone are the days of The Virgin Britney. |
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some astounding results.