Home-Made Screensavers - No Macs need apply

Humidity Sucks! Screensaver - Getting sick of 100 degrees and 94% humidity?  This is the saver for you! (680k). Based on the Ecard of the same name.  You can preview it here.

The Virtual Ex-Girlfriend Screensaver - Finally!  you can take my Ex-Girlfriend home with you! (808k)

You've Been Riced! Screensaver - Be reminded on a daily basis of just how ridiculous the world is becoming. (825k)

The Homer Simpson Soundboard Screensaver - A fun, stress-relieving screensaver! (724k)

Penguin in Space Screensaver - This is a screensaver version of my splash page that you can download as your very own screensaver.  yummy! (662k)

Feel Free to contact me directly if you need
customized Flash Projects for you site!

Just for Fun
(some are links that open in a new window)

• Virtual Shots - Because you can't drink at work
• Parody of the Apple Switch Ads featuring Anakin Skywalker.
  The Homer J. Simpson Soundboard... Get your recommended daily dose of Homer! 
• Dancing Bush - Have you always wanted to see President Bush do the moonwalk?  Here's your chance!
• Meet Alisaurus - Original character still in development.
• The Virtual Ex-Girlfriend - Just as fun as the original!
  The Random Insult Generator - This was an experiment in using some random function scripting with Flash.
• Cool Text Glint Effect - Another experiment with Flash.  Currently used as the header to the site.
• Penguin in Space - Available as a screensaver above.
• Army Bush - note: I spent about 5 minutes on this one day because Georgy Dubyah pissed me off.  It sucks.
• Drag the Penguin - Fun for about 15 seconds.  Another test.

Feel Free to contact me directly if you need
customized Flash Projects for you site!

At my job I do a lot of groovy e-cards for an anonymous web sites using Flash.  I feel that I shouldn't mention the name of the sites, and I apologize if this upsets you in any way.  At any rate, I have decided to post those e-cards here for your enjoyment.  Keep in mind that you can't send these since they are just the raw animations.  

Newly Added this year:

• Hoppy Easter
  Keep On Climbing!
  What's Up Bro?
  Get Well Soon
  I Think You're Foxy
  Halloween Cat
  The Kissing Bug
  Interactive Advent Calendar
  The 12 Days of Christmas
  Shake the Snow Globe
  Santa's Surprise
  An Eskimo Christmas
  Holy Night
  Happy St Patrick's Day!

Older Classics:

• Birthday Puppy 
  Beautiful Bride  
  Build A Snowman  
  Magic Candy Heart 
  Valentine Cupid  
  Cut The Wedding Cake  
  You're My Snow Angel  
  Snowball Fight  
  Choose Your Attitude 
• I Knew You Could Do It
  Winter is Coming 

More Older Classics:

• Best Friends Forever  
• Seasons Greetings Snowman Ho Ho Ho  
• Far Out Christmas  
• Christmas Mouse  
• New Year Baby
• Jingle Dogs  
• Peace On Earth  
• Dreidel  
• New Year's Champagne  
• Party Invitation  
• Trick or Treat  
• Happy Halloween  
• Come Together as a Nation  
• Happy Birthday Presents
• Give yourself a makeover
• Girls Rule
• Will You Go Out With Me?
• Let's Go Swimming!
• Guys Stink
• Guys Rule The School
• I Like Hanging Out With You
• Happy Birthday 
• School's Out!
• Let's Go Shopping
• I Love You Like a Sister
• Let's Hit the Skatepark
• Feeling Gloomy?  Smile!
• I'm Sorry
• Having a Bad Day?