I Hate Computers.

The purpose of this edition of the News of the Day is very simple.  I would like to dispel a myth that has been floating around for too long.  That myth is that I like computers.  Let me assure you that just because I work with them a minimum of 8 days per week that DOES NOT mean that I harbor any feelings of affection towards them.  In fact with every passing second that I sit I feel a loathing that continues to grow like The Blob.  What's not to love about my headaches and repetitive stress disorder? 

Originally I was going to write a nice long article about a particular computer that pissed me off today during lunch, but to be honest I just realized that I really don't feel like it.  You see, to successfully bitch about computers I have to physically sit in front of one.  If it wasn't for my sheer hatred then this website would most likely be updated on a daily basis.  In fact, the mere existence of this website is a miracle in itself.  

If you are looking for more to do then check out the archived news or the I am confused section.  They are both deserving of your undying attention.