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If you are planning on visiting The King Tiki Bar in
Portsmouth, NH.
YOU MUST READ THIS WARNING!

This is my old roommate Mike Menard who fucked me over for like $2000 worth of bills.  He is a useless piece of shit.  He works at the King Tiki Bar in Portsmouth NH.  I don't know how he got that job since he stole a bunch of liquor and a cd player from the last bar that we worked at, the X-Treme Sports Bar in Durham. He even admits it here!  I hope that his new boss reads this soon.  

He also stole my entire wallet full of rent money right off the table in our apartment and then pretended that I lost it. Which he admits right here!  What else?  Oh yeah, he stole a watch from our good friend Ricky Pickle.  Hell, his own dad kicked him out of the house for stealing his stuff too.  What kind of a dirty piece of shit steals from his own father?  It's hard to get much lower than that.  He even admits it here!  

Mike recently surfaced on the Message Board.  Oh and how do I know that it's really him?  Simple, he was dumb enough to leave a misspelled version (he's not real bright - this is how I KNOW it's him) of his email address for me in the forum, it's TikiBar@aol.com (he had typed TikeBar@aol.com), apparently i's and e's confuse him.  I fixed it in the forum too.  Be sure to drop him a line sometime!

Well, that's Mike for you.  If you see him kick him in the balls for me.  

Leave comments for Mike in the Forum!

If you see me at this bar, hide your wallet!


King Tiki
, 2 Bow St., Portsmouth, NH
(603) 430-5228. Decorated in authentic 1940s and 1950s Hawaiiana, with two bars, dining room, lounge area, and a game room featuring pinball machines, fooseball table, pool table, and Ms. Pac-Man. An extensive Polynesian menu and lots of exotic drinks. Open Mon. from 6 p.m. to 1:30 a.m., Tues. through Thurs. from 5 p.m. to 1:30 a.m., and Fri. through Sun. from 3 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. Heavymetal karaoke and 80s karaoke alternate Thurs. at 9 p.m. No cover.

 

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