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Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to wet my pants.
   -Ralph Wiggum
 
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-Bushisms  Listen to some great quotes in MP3 format. I think he's learning disabled.

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-Cool Commercials & Clips Now all on one page! 

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-Teen Sex Symbol Spears looking to change image

-New Government Campaign Targets Masturbators

-Oprah to grin and bare it for her 50th

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Essential Links
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You absolutely MUST visit these links.  Go now!
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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes.  Funny!
Penguin Baseball - Fun little Flash Game
Top Ten Words of 2003  by
Banksy  Cool site with lots of original graffiti.  Check out the stencils!
Mary-Kate or Ashley?.  This quiz will determine which twin is right for you
 Penis Cheek.  If you pass out drunk this could happen to you.
Real-life stories from a Porn Clerk.  Good reading!
Napster is coming back.  Check out these cool cartoons!
Wiggaz.com - Too funny for words. Lots of them drive the cars on my site!
Some "interesting" AOL icons.  Not for the Kiddies.
This is what happens when Riceboys buy Golf Carts!
Do It Yourself Cruise Missile for Under $5,000!  I think it's time for a trip to Home Depot!
Visit Homestarrunner.com today for great original cartoons!
Cool Bart Simpson Chalkboard message generator.  Try it!
The Famous "Sushi Pants" Story.  A quick and funny read.  
New from Apple, the iBrator!
Nintendo Cartoon Hour.  A cool short film made with old-school Nintendo clips.  Worth some laughs!
The Cheating Dog.  Funny Commercial about a cheating bitch.
The Parlor - A short film finalist in the 2002 Chrysler Million Dollar Film Festival.  Very good!
Bum Wines - a review of the popular cheap "bum wines" such as Mad Dog and Thunderbird.  A must-read before your next drunken binge.
The Mystery of Time and Space - a very intriguing Flash game that forces you to use your noggin'.  It will eat your entire afternoon.
Broken Saints Animation Series - EPIC Animation series, probably the best that I've seen online. High speed recommended.
Photos from the 2003 Chicago Auto Show.  Sweet rides!
Virtual bathroom game.  Find out if your aim is as good as you think.
Christina Aquilera's XXX-Mas Album.  HaHa
Whale + 1/2 ton of dynamite = FUN!
Hide your stash before you get busted!  Funny game.
Cool 2 Be Real site for teen girls.  Be sure to check out the sponsor in the lower left corner.  This is note a joke.
Create your own Bush speech.  Be sure to throw in a wet fart or two.
Neo-Googlism.  Will tell you what "is" about anything.  Try entering any old word.  If you can't think of one then just use your name.  It finds sentences from the internet.. Very cool.
Self-proclaimed best page in the universe.  Has some funny stuff!
Inflatable Church.  Recommended for all you Vampire Slayers out there.  You never know when you'll need one!
Cool illustrations and vector art (If you like that sort of thing). from the main site of the guy who made the game below.  
This is a really cool game thing.  Fly around everywhere and be sure to stop at everything along the way just to see what happens.
I don't know what this is but it's really cool.   a seriously crazy potpourri of pop culture!
Cat's In The Cradle - If you like Chinese Food you should check this out!
A-Blast Liberation - A really cool starfighter game...
Play Beirut Online... The most fun I've had online in a long time!
My Best Score:  5,775 pts 47.7% shooting
Computer Stupidities... For maximum satisfaction you should probably be at least a low-level computer geek.
Wwoolf, dot com dog with blog!
Rsucks.com - Another cool Rice site... Laugh at even more losers!
Online Games - This is the best selection of Flash games I have ever seen!  Go and play, play, play!
www.fazed.net - This site links out to a lot of cool stuff.  If you are bored then this could be the cure you're itchin' for.
JavaScript VS VB Script - Are you really bored?  Then read my research paper comparing these two popular scripting languages. 
Hublo - One of the best Flash games I've seen.  Fast connection recommended for initial download (or some patience)
Domestic Rice Exposed - laugh at some domestic cars that are riced out.  good stuff!  Submitted by Vang Chee
Bryan's Riceboy Page - laugh at riceboy losers!
Liquid Generation - MASTERS of Flash!
The Nation That Freaked Out - A refreshing look at terrorism and how we deal with it.
TechnoErotica.net - Failing at Respectability. And no, it's not porn.
Opt-Out Links - Are you sick of those X-10 camera pop-up ads and all the others that PISS YOU OFF while trying to surf?  If you answered "fuck yeah!" like I did then this page can help.
I'm a Cow - A flash movie that you will never forget
Sequential Pictures - These guys KICK ASS!  
The Screener - Funny, quick-loading cartoons
Cooking with Bigfoot - The name says it all.  Really funny stuff.
Chaosphere.com - A marvelously twisted potpourri 
The Spark - Lots of funny stuff here
The Camel-Toe Report - Very educational
Camel-Toe.net - Visitor recommended Camel Toe site
Cruel Site of the Day - Hit or Miss, just plain lame some days.

  

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