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Look, I'm not crazy (at least about this)

If you have been a regular visitor to my site then you are aware of the ongoing saga with my nemesis in the white Ford truck.  For the full story please visit part 1 and part 2.

I realize that many of you think that I am totally crazy and making the entire story up, and in my last article on the topic I vowed to carry my digital camera in the car so that the next time I got stuck behind him I would be able to capture true photographic evidence that the truck does in fact exist.

After only one week of toting my camera in the car my lucky day came.  I was driving through town with Shelly (yes, there was a real witness as well!) and in fact I had her take the photo that appears below.  You will notice the distinctive MVIML8 license plate if you look closely

I have not seen the truck for almost a week now, I think that the photo incident must have scared him away from me.  This article really sucks.  I apologize if you wasted your time reading it.  I am currently looking out for new story ideas but everything in the world has been so serious lately, and that stuff is no fun to write about.

Read Part I | Read Part II

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