Oprah to grin and bare it for her 50th
by Heferito and AP

IT'S still nine months away, but Oprah has big plans for her 50th birthday – she's going to celebrate in her birthday suit! She came up with the idea a few years ago with her photographer pal Herb Ritts. When Herb died last December, Oprah decided to carry on with her plans to mark her milestone on Jan. 29 with tasteful and artistic nude pics. She's busy checking out other photographers to find one she'd be comfortable undressing for. But don't expect to feast your eyes on the finished project – they won't be published in her O magazine or anywhere else. Oprah's doing it for her own – and long-time love Stedman Graham's – private enjoyment.

This is probably the worst news that I have ever heard in my life.  I sincerely hope for the LOVE OF GOD or the love of anything that you find valuable that these pictures don't find their way onto the internet.  If I ever had to be subjected to something so terrible I would immediately set myself on fire.  Just looking at THIS photo of her without a bra made me uncontrollably ill for 2 weeks!  I couldn't get the image out of my head and no amount of alcohol or drugs seemed to help.