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Why
Women owe the Porn Industry While I was listening to some
stand-up comedy by Dennis Leary I came up with a theory about the world
that we live in. I am sure that a lot of people out there will
strongly disagree and even send me hate mail. All that I need to say
is... nah nah it's a free country. If you don't like it move to a
dictatorship. Dennis pointed out that in the not so distant past there was no such thing as a female orgasm. Men used their wives to get off and could care less if they were satisfied at the end. Any pleasure that they actually got no doubt came from their own pinky finger. Women were not viewed as equal members of society. Everything from their wages to their sex was controlled by men. What changed all of this? Why porn, of course! As porn became more and more popular in the world (every guy in our country has seen it at least once, no use lying about it) men became more and more exposed to the idea of the female orgasm. Despite the fact that everyone felt these women were being used, at least they were getting off unlike most of the wives sitting at home having terrible sex with their husbands. Suddenly men all over America felt obligated and challenged by porn. Why doesn't my wife and or girlfriend make those faces and sounds when we have sex? The answer is simple : you suck in bed. Still don't believe me? There are many Arab countries in the world that still treat their women as slaves and objects. I am sure that their sex lives are about as exciting as a hand job from a two-fingered albino midget. Is it coincidence that these cultures don't have a porn industry like ours? I think not. So there you have it. All of the women out there who are screaming that the porn industry unfairly uses women have IT to thank for their orgasms. Besides, more and more women are actually controlling the industry. So the next time your husband makes you cum be sure to yell out the name of your favorite porn star. Here are a few to get you started: Chasey Lain, Jenna Jameson, Raquell Darrien, Peter North, Ron Jeremy, Sean Michaels. Have fun! |
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