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Adventures of Riceboy and his Band of Merry Men In what will probably be hailed as one of the worst decisions that I've made this year, I actually sat down and watched the blockbuster hit The Fast and the Furious. This movie was terrible. It sucked. I have heard
lots of good things about this movie. Everyone that I have talked to The only people who will enjoy this movie are Riceboys. In case you aren't familiar with the term, a Riceboy is someone who buys a sub-par import automobile and spends twice the value of the car to make it faster and a lot dumber looking. A lot of Riceboys don't actually make performance improvements to the cars. They are the ones that insist that the 3 foot tall, 12 pound aluminum spoiler that they bolted onto the trunk of their 1993 Nissan Sentra adds 12 horsepower. "I'm serious dude! you ain't never been in my ride so stop dissin'." They also think that sticking performance decals, stickers and emblems from actual fast cars onto their cars somehow transfers magic powers to their piece-of-shit-mobile. There is no use trying to argue with them about it either, all it will do is start a gang war. Well if you like that sort of thing, then THIS is the movie for you. If you are looking for a bright green Mitsubishi Eclipse (retail value $13,000) with $25,000 worth of modifications then you have come to the right place! The acting in this movie was worse than terrible. The only thing in the world worse than the acting in this movie was the plot. About 10 years ago my cousins and I filmed our own ninja movie, and I'm not one to toot my own horn, but our acting kicked their acting's ass! They sucked! Maybe if they had spent less on the cars then they could have afforded some actors who have starred in something better than a terrible "C" movie. Vin Diesel is actually a worse actor and line deliverer than Arnold Schwarzenegger. I shit you not! But at least they both have 30 inch biceps. That makes them good actors in the same way that a "NOS Performance" sticker makes a Dodge Neon fast. This movie has inspired me to start a new section on this site called "stupid riceboys." I am going to start taking pics with my digital camera of the riceboys that I see around town and posting them for your viewing pleasure. Or you can Send a Riceboy Ecard!. NEW 12/2002 - Visit the Riceboy Forum! Stupid Riceboys Page | Send a Riceboy Ecard! | Riceboy Forum
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about it said that it was "really good." I even know
someone that downloaded the screensaver so that they can relive the
excitement they felt as they watched the movie for the first time.
Sad.