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How Riceboy Are You?

In the grand tradition of pointless online surveys I have decided to build one of my own. This survey will prove just how much Riceboy blood you have flowing through your veins. It is highly scientific and the results could in fact change your life as you know it now. Be sure to answer honestly or the results will be incorrect.

Question 1 - What Make of car do you drive?

Question 2 - How much money have you spent modifying your car?

Question 3 - Where do you live. Select your US state or your country.

Question 4 - Select any modification listed below that you have made to your car:
Note: Be honest for best results!

Cold Air Intake	Cat-Back Exhaust	Blower
Turbo	Ground Effects	Rims
Aftermarket Spoiler or Wing	Dual Exhaust	Suspension
3 Inch Exhaust Pipe (muffler)	Traction Bars	NOS System
Spark Plugs and Wires	Tachometer	Boost Gauge
Altezza Style Clear Tail Lights	Engine Upgrade	Hood Scoop
Fender Flares	Blue Ion Headlights	Window Tint
After-Market Grill	A Bra	New Blow-off valve
Stickers and Emblems	Fog Lights	Uni-wiper blade
Interior Neon Lighting	Undercar running lights	Subwoofers

Question 5 - Do you consider yourself to be a Riceboy?
Yes No

Question 6 - Is your car painted all one color?
(Note: Visible primer counts as another color)
Yes No

Question 6 - Describe the area where you live.

Question 7 - What do you do all day?

Question 8 - How many races have you won in the past year?
Note: Passing someone on the Loser Fly-by does NOT count as a win.

Question 9 - Have you ever entered your car into an offstreet legal race?
Yes No

Question 10 - Have you ever entered your car into an import competition?
Yes No

Optional - Enter your email address below

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