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Stupid
Riceboys
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you are anything like you me then you are annoyed by all of the
Riceboys (also called Ricers for short) that you see driving
around town. In
case you aren't familiar with the term, a Riceboy is someone who
buys a sub-par automobile and spends twice the value of the car to
make it heavier, less aerodynamic, and a lot dumber looking.
They are the ones that insist that the 3 foot tall, 12 pound
aluminum spoiler that they bolted onto the trunk of their 1993
Nissan Sentra adds 12 horsepower. They also think that
sticking performance decals, stickers and emblems from actual
fast cars onto their cars somehow transfers magic powers to their
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The
Jacked-Up Neon
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Although this
Neon isn't technically considered Rice, I think that it's
definitely worth mentioning. David West found it on Ebay and
was kind enough to share it with us. You can check out the
actual listing for the car and see more pics if you go to
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2444653125&category=7251 |
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The
Red CRX
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Black Honda Civic |
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Submitted by
Sarah who writes: Unfortunately this is the most recent
picture I could find of this local rice car. He since has added a
huge aluminum wing and white sideskirts to add to the mis matching
of his body kit. You can't really see it in the picture but he has
a world famous jumbo tach because apparently he can't look down at
the stock tach, altezzas, neons, and those blinky strobe thingies
in his headlights so when him and all of his riceboy friends
gather in a parking lot together you are sure to notice them. This
has to be the most beat down rice car we have in our town. His
ugly hood has flown open twice now and broken his windshield and
his body kit is cracked. This car is a perfect example of why
people should not drive drunk. (or modify it drunk). Oh here we
go, here is a link to his
gay car club website. There are even "better" pictures of his
car and our other local riceboys on there. I hope you get a good
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spoiler is enormous! Too bad this car is front-wheel drive
so it doesn't do anything for the handling. Complete with
rims and Altezza lights, this Civic is a true Money Pit! |
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The
Late Model Camaro
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Hopefully all
of the losers who whine about me picking on imports will shut up
after seeing this Camaro. Talk about some serious rice!
I wonder if the
clear spoiler works like Wonder Woman's invisible jet?
These were sent
in by SuperMaitro from Mexico. He writes: "I took these pics
at a car show in Mexico. Actually, it was a car-sound show,
because we do have great car shows here."
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Dodge Colt |
Dodge Neon |
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This Dodge Colt
was sent in by Derk540. The email read as follows: "it is
bad ass 91 colt... 1.5 liter 1/2 overhead cam... the turbo emblem
is mad fast...same as the huge 5 inch muffler."
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This Neon was
submitted by twiztidFerret981. It has a
sweet spoiler and primer paint job. She writes "this is my
ex-husband's car. It's half primer and white and blue spray
paint... nice huh..." |
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Nissan Sentra |
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These Sentra
photos were also sent in by SuperMaitro from Mexico. There
are so many emblems on this car that you need an advanced degree
in hieroglyphics to understand them all. I wonder how many of
those products are actually installed in this car. NOS?
I doubt it.
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Late Model Nissan Maxima |
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This Maxima was sent in by Mike Mason after a long day of
rice-hunting. It's got some real nice dull gray highlights
on the bottom of the doors. One other rule that I forgot to
mention is that painting ladies on your car really attracts them.
Talk about a chick magnet! |
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Dodge Spirit |
The
VW Jetta |
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This Dodge Spirit is that last photo that was sent in by
SuperMaitro. It is definitely one of the worst specimens on
this site. Talk about at car with an identity crisis! |
Man
these aluminum spoilers are sure getting old. An entire
generation's resale value has been destroyed by these
monstrosities. Who wants to buy a used car that has holes
drilled in the trunk?! Rust anyone? |
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you have a favorite Riceboy photo that you would like to submit to the
site? I will gladly accept and post them! Just
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