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Late Model Ford Probe  

This late model Ford Probe was submitted by my buddy DC.  He took it recently at a car show he went to.  Notice the kick-azz spoiler that is not painted the same color as the rest of the car.  It's possible that he just hasn't gotten around to painting over the primer yet - if that's the case them maybe he should have waited until next year to enter his car.  Then again maybe he should have just driven off a cliff!

Honda Accord

Honda Civic

Another pic from my buddy DC.  This Accord has some kind of rear bumper spoiler thing going on.  That must really improve handling since it's used by all the real race cars. DC sent me this one too.  Any car that is colored like corn and beans must be fast.  This is making me hungry!  Notice the rear window stickers which also add HP.

Rice Mower

Riced Corvette

DC sent me this monstrosity as well.  It's hooked up with a CAI and sweet spoiler.  Apparently it has a better quarter mile time than a lot of the cars on this page. Another great from my buddy DC.  He is the man for sending me these pictures!  Apparently it's possible to rice out a Corvette.  What a sad specimen.  His custom plate indicates that he's proud of this butcher job.

Ford Taurus

Late Model Camry

This is the last pic from DC.  Apparently the owner of this Taurus thought that multi-colored flames on the side of the car would at least make it LOOK faster than it is. This late model Camry was submitted by Billy Latham.  It has the standard fart-cannon exhaust and shiny rims.  What would posess you to trick out a car this lame?  It must be the crack.

Nissan Pickup

Ford Mustang

This Nissan truck was submitted by Mike Mason.  It sits so low to the ground that last week it got stuck on some road kill.  We're not talking big road kill either, I think it was a chipmunk! I received this Mustang photo from Bryan Ray.  He writes "He has a "performance" hood on his base model mustang that's not painted, while his car sat in the same spot for 2 months because of a flat tire which I wasn't able to get a pic of."  Another classic case of trying to trick us into thinking that this isn't a slow as shit V6 Mustang.

Honda Civic

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This Civic was sent in by Billy Latham.  It pretty much covers all of the bases.  Oriental writing on the back window (+20 HP) and Rear NASA spoiler (adds GREAT handling to this front-wheel drive car) make it a force to recon with.  One question - where are the rims?  

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