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The Nissan Pickup
Revisited -
NEW 9/22/03
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This
Nissan pickup originally appeared a long time ago. I have
since acquired a more recent photo that I feel helps to further
illustrate what a true piece of crap that it is. Be sure to
notice the tachometer and custom yellow interior in the
photo on the right.
This is by far the largest aftermarket muffler that I have ever
seen. I also like the clear tail-light lenses. Too bad
he didn't use that money to buy a bumper!
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Dual Exhaust Civic - NEW 9/22/03
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Dodge Neon
- NEW 9/22/03
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Dual Exhaust +
ground effects + Altezza lights = really annoying Civic.
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I have been
hunting for a Dodge Neon since I started this site, and I finally
have a very fine specimen to show off. The Non-matching
rims, huge exhaust, and dual-toned paint job must make his mother
very proud.
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Glen's Supra
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NEW 9/22/03
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Chevy Camaro
- NEW 9/22/03
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This
Supra looks like a shopping cart on steroids. It would be a
nice car except that sadly it belongs to some idiot named Glen who
sent me the most poorly written email I have ever laughed
at! Click here to
read it. Feel free to send him some spam as well, his
address is supasupra@hotmail.com
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Check out the
sweet wing on this Camaro! I added this just so that the
whiners will stop telling me that I only pick on imports. It's
not my fault that import ricers are much more abundant!
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Kia Rio
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Honda
Civic
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This
Kia
Rio is my favorite ever. It comes complete with it's own
actual working website, which is the worst on the internet, yet
it I still like it better than the car. I hope that he
thanks me for all the traffic he's about to get.
Visit www.ijustsmokedyourass.com
today! It's pathetic!
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This photograph
captures the rare Hippiyus-Riceritus, or Hippie Ricer in it's
natural habitat. This particular species often has a
distinct Phish or Grateful Dead bumper sticker combined with rims
and exhaust. They really give Phish fans a bad name!
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Mercury Cougar
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Toyota
Celica
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This
Mercury Cougar " import racer" was submitted by Jeremy.
He says, "Sorry for the out of focus. How to ruin a pretty nice car with cheezy rims and a stupid wing. A friend tells me the owner warms it for 30 minutes before he drives it.
" This is proof that Rice isn't just for imports
anymore.
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This Celica was
submitted by Matt Brewer.
His description sums it up perfectly - "I jus thought that I
would add thatt the wing is just another wing, inverted and attached with 2 wood screws. A real engineering marvel."
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Acura Legend
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Ricer vs. Hummer
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NEW 6/30/03
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This Acura is
practicing one of the Basic Fundamentals of being a Riceboy -
Asian writing. I know that you can't read it in this pic,
but the red stripe on the rear window is made up of Asian
writing. It has been proven that having Asian words on your
car - especially if you have no idea what they say - will improve
your performance greatly.
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This photo
which was submitted by Eddie Arndt
makes me really want to go out and buy myself a Hummer! I
honestly can't think of anything more fun to do than this.
Then again, maybe this is a cheap way to "lower" the car
even more and decrease wind resistance!
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Honda Civic
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Eagle Talon
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This photo was
submitted by Eddie Arndt.
For one of the first times in my life words fail me.
Cardboard? Chicken Wire? Spray Paint? Vomit!
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This
ridiculous spoiler was submitted by Dan
Rocha.
He writes that "Portland, OR is like a breeding ground for shitty rice
mobiles. I stumbled upon your web site and laughed so hard i cried then headed out into the parking
garage and spotted this. give me a break"
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Honda
Accord
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This
car is really obnoxious. He has expensive fancy
emblems along the entire side of the car, $2,000 rims, a custom
muffler, Clear-lense tail lights, and a cell phone - yet the hood
is hand-painted with dull spray paint! I just can't
comprehend why you wouldn't take care of that first. Maybe
he thought the triple wiper blades would distract me from the
hood.
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Triple Exhaust Monster
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Toro
Supercharger
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Here's another
visitor-submitted photo. Count the exhaust tips... Not
Single, Not Double, but TRIPLE Exhaust! That gives you 3
times the power!
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This photo was
submitted by a visitor named Nor Cal Teg. He writes "cause everyone knows that leaf blowers make kick ass superchargers!"
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