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Whirled Wide What?

So what are people using the Whirled Wide Web for anyways?  Since its birth it has experienced a growth unlike anything else we have ever experienced.  What can I, the everyday Joe, get out of it?  I was curious to know what people are searching for, so I went to a really cool site called MetaSpy.  It allows you to see the search terms that are being looked for, and it refreshes every 15 seconds.  As I am sure that you can imagine this is a good place to go if you want to find something that you never knew existed.  

The real beauty of MetaSpy is that it  turns the list into hyperlinks, so you can perform a search for any of the topics listed by simply clicking on them.  Go ahead and try it with the ones listed below, they are a list of current searches.

Absolutely free female torture photos?  Is there such a thing?  Let's click on the link and try it out.  It looks like there are some positives in the list.  Of course to nobodies surprise the word "teen" is on the list.  Let's take another look:

I have found over the years that watching the search engines really allows you to see just how little people know and understand about how the internet works.  Or as I would put it, "you're all a bunch of dense fucking idiots!"  

Rule number 1. - Spell the name of what you are searching for correctly, it greatly improves the success rate of your search.  If you spell "Calgary"  "Clagary" like the genius above did, then chances are you aren't going to find the radio station that you are looking for.  And this person probably went home and told all their friends about how that "gosh dangded www internet.com really sucks."  If you are trying to pound in a nail with a screwdriver that what do you expect?  Knowing how to use your tools can make all the difference.

Rule number 2. - Don't do a search for the website you are looking for if you already know the web address.  You will see above how someone entered "www.heu.org"  in as a search term.  I can't tell you how many times I've seen "www.yahoo.com" listed as the search term.  You see that little bar at the top of your web browser that says "address?"  Go ahead and type "www.yahoo.com" directly into that box.  You will no doubt be amazed with the results.  This is yet another way to cut out the middleman, courtesy of the highly dedicated consumer watchdog team here at Heferito.com

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